- Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,
And he never taught me anything,
But still I slap my chest and sing -
Of My Drunken Irish Dad.
Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,
And he never shuts h
- Screw ethanol, crazy inventor created a car that runs directly on corn - and spits popcorn out of the back. There's only one problem, in order to start, it needs a few gullible people to push it. Also